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When Foxes Attack: Jogger And Vermin In Fight To The Death

A JOGGER is enlivening her experience by wearing a fox, hanging from her arm by its teeth.

Blood sports enthusiasts are invited to take their pick: jogger or fox. Win-win. The woman tried to choke the animal, but no luck. The fox tries to bite her in two. But, again, no luck.

To add to the tableau, the creature is rabid. Not, the jogger, but the fox. The foam around the jogger’s slack maw is the product of stomach acids and yoghurt-based drinks.

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Posted: 6th, November 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (6)