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Kim Kardashian’s Fairytale Wedding In Photos: Jack Off And The Giant Beanstalk

KIM Kardashian is married. The front page of Hello! declares:

“It felt like a fairytale.”

Given Kim’s porno past and her new husband Kris Humphries considerable height, we’d wager that the fairytale is Jack (Off) And The Beanstalk – the made-for-TV version in which the season’s finale ends with the viewers wondering how long the marriage will last and if the wondering giant is laying a golden egg or thinking about his lines.

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Posted: 30th, August 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)