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Chantelle Houghton names baby Minnie, like Katie Price’s vagina

CHANTELLE Houghton cradles her “Mini-Me”, born on June 17, and tells OK! readers: “I love every single minute of being am um, it’s like nothing else matters.”

This is Chantelle who rose to fame as a fake star on Celebrity Big Brother (she won), where she assured the actual stars (e.g. Maggot and Faria Alam) that she was an actual VIP, swearing on her mother’s life that she was telling the truth. Chantelle’s ruthless ambition to be famous has been glossed with flashes of replaceable primary sexual characteristics (the first Chantelle doll will have body parts sold separately) and a neat line in vapidity: “You could be married and go to the baker’s because you’re feeling hungry — and then fall in love with the baker”; and “Alex was laughing at me earlier, because I thought the sun and the moon were the same thing. Turns out they’re not!”

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Posted: 27th, June 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment