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Lydia The Flying Great White Shark Puts Cornwall On Summer Alert

THE DAILY Star has chilling news: Lydia is coming to the UK. Lock up your flippers and stick a plug in the sink.

The tabloids work in cycles.

The first signs of the impending summer are, in order:

a) Great White Shark Spotted off Coast

b) Madeleine McCann spotted on land

c) Lucy from Brighton spotted on beach

d) Killer heatwave spotted in space

 

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Posted: 8th, March 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment