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A Wind Up

by | 29th, August 2003

‘WHAT are you doing for the next eight months?

‘Better than the real thing ‘ – James Hewitt

We will be looking on in wonder at our new “Diana, Princess of Wales Commemorative Music Box”, having purchased said heirloom of the future for a regular monthly payment of just £18.50.

It’s not bragging to say that we could have paid the full asking price in one go – £148 – but a slow payment keeps us linked to St Diana of Nichols Harvey for a little longer.

The great news is that you too can buy one of these magnificent boxes, of which there are a mere 950 in existence at this time.

You can, like us, stare at the portrait on the lid of Princess Di, and flip it open to listen to the wonderful rendition of Candle In The Wind by Sir Elton of John.

But in light of the expected high demand, we hereby instigate our own tie-break question: “Do you want to buy a white, slightly battered Fiat Uno?”

Offers in the region of an alibi and Harrods gift vouchers…’

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