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Moon Shine

by | 11th, September 2003

‘IT is unfair on all the talented girls out there to pick one glamorous type to feature on these esteemed pages but Lucy Pinder has been catching our eye of late.

Hollywood or bust!

Indeed, she’s nearly taken it out on several occasions, as the Star has been featuring the near topless mo-del ever since its snapper spotted her basking on a Bournemouth beach.

Back in the summer Lucy was a girl on her way to college. Now she’s on her way to the sunbed studio for an all-over tan.

And that’s a big move because this is the day, as the Star announces on its front page, that ‘Beach Babe Lucy Goes Nude’.

She’s not on the famous pebbles of Brighton beach but can be located on the Star’s centre pages, lying chest down, bottom up on a white rug.

But Lucy must be worried. We’ve looked and looked and looked and can find no hint of celebrity zits on any of Lucy’s four cheeks.

As we’ve learnt from Cameron Diaz, if Lucy wants to make it big in Hollywood, she’d best rediscover her adolescence – and quick!’



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