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A Right Pair

by | 10th, November 2003

‘PRINCE Edward may be too busy flicking through travel brochures and wondering where to go on his next official visit to allow himself to be diverted by the free poster that comes with this morning’s Star.

‘I thought you all knew Camilla’s a man’

But a red-blooded man like his oldest brother will surely be salivating at the prospect of Lucy Pinder and her heroine Jordan going breast-to-breast at last.

It will certainly take Prince Charles’s mind off the rest of the day’s headlines, all of which are concerned with the heir to the throne’s sexuality.

“TV Charles: I’ll Tell It Straight,” is the Star’s innuendo-laden headline, while its sister paper, the Express, quotes former Royal aide Mark Bolland, who says the Prince is “emphatically” not bisexual.

It is funny then that the Sun should suggest that the Prince is considering suing his 37-year-old former spin doctor, who is himself openly gay.

The paper says Charles will hold crisis talks today with his lover Camilla Parker Bowles and son William to try to find a way to defuse the crisis.

He is even said to be considering a TV appearance to put across his side of the story.

The only question is who should conduct the interview – Martin Bashir or Garth Crooks.

“Your Royal Highness. A tape. Bed. Leaks. Princess of Wales. Queen of Hearts. A servant. Clean sheets. Bicurious. Bisexual. Biathlon. What is the truth? What is truth?”’

Posted: 10th, November 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink