Caught In The Web
‘ITS a little know fact that the Anorak sex scandal tapes doing the rounds on the less homely expanses of the Internet are fakes.
| Knickers to Paris |
We would never do those things, being, as we are, animal lovers in the purest sense and gripped by a morbid fear of heights.
The tapes of others we cannot vouch for – although the way Paris Hilton was flashing her knickers around at Naomi Campbells birthday party in the south of France earlier in the year suggests hers might be the real deal.
For those of you who have not seen the Hilton tape, rest assured that the bit where she… oh, lets not spoil it.
You watch it for yourself when it comes on pay-per-view at one of her familys eponymous hotels, perhaps.
But by way of a teaser to that main event, you might like to feast your eyes on the work of former Playboy playmate, Gena Lee Nolin.
The Enquirer is not shy about telling anyone who will listen that the video made by her former husband, Greg Fahlman, shows Gena posing on a tan shag carpet.
She then removes her top, her knickers and edges towards her husband who… well, hes too busy watching the tape that alleges to be of us and an Anthea Turner look-a-like.
But dont believe any of it. Its all lies, we tell you – horrible, vicious lies…’
Posted: 5th, December 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
