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Voice Of An Angel

by | 8th, December 2003

‘WE turn the clock forward a few years and catch up with Lucy Pinder and her by now RR breasts as they wrestle with yet more of the world’s great mysteries.

Mike Tindall

But the one that has continued to elude them over the intervening years is why anyone was ever under the impression that Zara Phillips was a babe.

In the equestrian circles in which Zara moves, one only need look at her bloodline – out of Princess Anne and Captain Mark Phillips – to know otherwise.

But here she is again on the front page of this morning’s Sun being described as “a beautiful blonde” as the paper claims that she is now dating England rugby hero Mike Tindall.

Tindall, you will remember, was the only member of the World Cup-winning side not to have a girlfriend, having been single for the past two years.

But the Sun says he accompanied 22-year-old Zara to something called the North Cotswold Hunt Ball on Saturday night, where they are said to have got on like a house on fire.

That’s more than can be said for Charlotte Church and her lover Steven Johnson, who has been kicked into touch after cheating on the singing star.

The Star says the devastated 17-year-old has locked herself away in a bedroom at her parents’ house in Cardiff ever since and is swearing that she is “off men for life”.

In much the same way as every New Year’s Day half the country vows never to drink again…’

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