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Welch Rarebit

by | 11th, December 2003

‘DENISE Welch and husband Tim Healy invite you to the Cinderella Starlit Marquee at the Belfry Hotel in Cheshire for a night where they will ”make dreams come true”.

”Going once, going twice…”

If your dream is to mingle with some stars of Coronation Street and a couple of footballers and to be led into the inner chamber by a troupe of waiters dressed as toys, then you are in luck.

You are also in luck if you have the required money to bid for some of the lots on offer at this charity auction. There are ”items” (unspecified) signed by Robbie Williams and Pierce Brosnan, and a year’s supply of Botox.

And if your dream is to hear about Denise’s affair with a work colleague then you are again in luck.

”I’m not saying I wasn’t to blame but there is always a reason for these things,” says Denise.

So, what are we bid? That’s right! It’s high time you paid for some of these titbits. So if you want to hear about Denise’s depression or her newfound love and respect for Tim, get bidding.

So let’s have one penny… Do we have a penny..?’

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