Messiah Complex
‘ONE woman who married a younger man is Victoria Beckham, who writhes around on the front page of the Sun in a futile bid to relaunch her pop career.
| ”Water into wine! Feed the five thousand! But I can’t make you into a singer” |
The artist formerly known as Posh is planning to release a double A side single later this month, featuring a pop track and a Damon Dash-created R&B number.
But having heard both, observers think that the 29-year-old might make musical history by creating the first double B-side record.
Victoria, however, ploughs on regardless, complains to the Sun that pop music is just not the same as it was when the Spice Girls were around.
I do think that pop music has deteriorated since that time, she says.
If that is true, then that makes her continued failure to get a No.1 record that much more tragic.
However, if she is in need of a miracle and, lets face it, it would take one to propel her terrible new song to the top of the charts she need only turn to her husband.
I was talking to my mum and she said, You know the only other person whos had that haircut other than Day-vid? Victoria told I-D magazine.
I said, Who? and she said, Jesus.
Him and every footballer to come out of Argentina in the past 40 years.’
Posted: 12th, December 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
