I’m A Celebrity…Let Me In Here!

‘NOW that the third series of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! is but a distant memory, our thoughts turn to other celebrity gameshow ideas.

‘Get off, Grant. I’m having my picture taken.’

And one is immediately suggested to us by a story in this morning’s star, which reports on how ‘Wife Swap scrounger’ Lizzy Bardsley was refused entry to The Living Room in Manchester.

The ‘hand-out queen’ turned up in a huge white stretch limo, but was refused entry by the doorman.

‘Don’t you know who I fucking am?’ she yelled. ‘I’m a fucking celebrity, me. Let me in!’

But the doorman was unmoved, telling her to come back when she was famous.

All of which leads us to our new gameshow, I’m A Celebrity…Let Me In Here!

The concept is simple – we watch 10 minor celebrities and their increasingly desperate attempts to blag their way into the country’s top restaurants and nightspots.

‘Don’t you know who I am? I’m former ITV weather girl Sian Lloyd!’

We especially look forward to the look on Anthea Turner’s face when she is even turned away from her local Pitcher & Piano…’

Posted: 10th, February 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink