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Alley Oops!

by | 12th, March 2004

‘IF Jennifer Lopez and Martine McCutcheon are right and a big backside is the true mark of your Hollywood status, Kirstie Alley is the star atop the tree.


News is that the former Cheers actress is now tipping the scales at a not inconsiderable 301lbs.

Apparently, she’s been hurt by love and now instead of smooching a man, she makes out with a large burger and fries.

“Kirstie seems to have given up on preserving her once stunning good looks,” says a source. “The tragedy is that some of the folks who once adored her as a sex symbol have to give her a double take before they even recognise her.”

And so they don’t mistake her for someone else who forgot to put their make-up on.’

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