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by | 13th, April 2004

‘MEMO to TV producers – idea for new TV series.

‘Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s on TV most of all?’

Think Changing Rooms meets The Salon. Think Carol Vorderman’s Better Homes meets Big Brother. Think Linda Barker and Jade Goody mud-wrestling.

The project, which currently goes under the working title Watching Paint Dry, involves getting a different celebrity in every day to paint one wall of an unsuspecting member of the public’s house.

We broadcast an hour-long highlights programme every night, but – and here’s the beauty of the whole thing – we have round-the-clock coverage of the paint drying.

It will be like an interactive version of Sleepless, with viewers texting us or calling on a premium rate phoneline to prove that they’re still awake.

If it’s successful, we can develop the franchise. For instance, we could get celebrities in to mow a member of the public’s lawn and then viewers could watch as the grass grows back…’

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