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Heaven’s Door

by | 15th, April 2004

‘COINCIDENCE? So some would say; but not us. We know that such is the power of the film that even an advert for The Passion can lead to miracles.

Jesus was chuffed with his new D&S door

And so it came to pass that on the Mail’s page that was pressed against Mel Gibson’s vision of Jesus there appeared a vision of Christ.

Those not privy to this miracle can nip along to D&S Suppliers in Huddersfield where the same image can be seen in a £46 pine door.

You have to look really closely to see the face of Christ in the knot of wood. Then squint though narrowing eyes. Then loll your head on one side.

One who can see it is Philip Ader, who coincidentally manages the DIY store. ‘I’ve never seen anything like it,’ says he. ‘They all look at it and some scoff, but most are absolutely astounded.’

Of course, only a true believer will see it and, if you can’t, it probably means your spiritual father has abandoned you and you are now on a collision course with Hell.

You can read all about that in Revelations…’

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