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Catching TB

by | 19th, May 2004

‘WHEN we say ‘BECKS’, whom do you think of?

Hard-boiled

A few weeks back that would have been an easy question. You’d have said ‘David Beckham’ – and you’d have been right.

But now BECKS can only mean Tamara Beckwith, the girl who has shown that having a head like a painted boiled egg need not be a barrier to being considered beautiful and stylish.

So, here’s to BECKS, who in her OK! ‘BECKS AND THE CITY’ column takes us to Los Angeles to see who’s doing what over there.

Things begin brightly when BECKS tells us that she’s had a ‘long bubble bath’.

Overlooking the rare chance to tell us what she’s bathed in, BECKS does stop to tell us that she was about to put on a ‘divine Lois Vuitton baby doll’.

If, like us, you thought Louis Vuitton just made bags, try not to comment or make a disparaging remark and just know that in the high fashion stakes anything goes so long as it carries an obvious label to good effect – although an Asda shopping carrier is best avoided.

But back to BECKS, and tales of her ‘gorgeous’ boyfriend Giorgio, her ‘darling’ friend Martyn Laurence Bullard, ‘naughty ‘Swede Helena’ and ‘very cute’ Jacqui Hunter, who all turned up at some eatery to celebrate BECKS’ birthday (number not specified).

‘The lights went down and there was a hush as my birthday cake was brought in – thankfully I managed to blow out all candles in one go!’ writes BECKS breathlessly.

Which is more than that other Becks can say for himselfÂ…’



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