Anorak News | Big Cups To Fill

Big Cups To Fill

by | 15th, June 2004

‘IF one of the footballers’ wives develops a malfunction or takes a wrong turning and goes missing in Portugal, it is good to know that there are plenty more where they came from.

This beach is not big enough for the two of them

And the Star has made it its mission in life to track them down under the guise of looking for the new Lucy Pinder.

Of course, there is only one Lucy – they broke the mould when they made her…and a very big mould it was at that.

Her story – how she was discovered by a Star photographer last August soaking up the rays on Bournemouth beach and catapulted from obscurity to international superstardom – is already the stuff of legend.

Lucy’s only 20 now and looks like she could go on forever, but time and gravity are cruel mistresses and the day will eventually come when she has to hang up her bikini top.

When it does, she will obviously leave very big bra cups to fill, but filled they must be and already the Star is on the look-out for the breasts that can do that.

The competition’s been whittled down to 13 finalists, seven of whom present their case in this morning’s paper.

The remaining six will feature in tomorrow’s edition, after which Star readers (or those of them who know how to work a phone) will be able to vote for their favourite.

But already we have a winner – for her name alone, Anorak is swinging its block vote behind the bikini-clad frame of 23-year-old Terri Tibbles, from Essex.

She wins a modelling contract with the Daily Star, a Jacob and Co watch and a series of dates with a Premiership footballer of her choice*.

* Subject to availability. Offer is limited to players from Charlton and Southampton only.’

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