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Down To A T

by | 30th, June 2004

‘SUCH is the importance of tennis to the social fabric of this country that it is no surprise to find players gracing the news pages of our papers.


That the person in question happens to be leggy Russian Maria Sharapova only serves to emphasise the depth of the relationship between our two countries.

But the Sun does not need to take its camera down to SW19 to fill its Page 3 – it has eight stunnas on parade this morning, all of whom are auditioning for a role in a multi-million pound movie.

“Film chiefs,” the paper explains, “want a babe to star in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, and have asked our army of readers to choose which one.”

So will it be Nikkala or Krystle, Nicola T or Anna, Michelle or Ruthie, Katie or Zoe?

Pick up the phone and make the call – the top four will go to Amsterdam next month where they will be auditioned by the film’s lead Rob Schneider.

It could be the start of something beautiful for whoever is chosen – after all, many great acting careers have started out with a role as T-Shirt Girl…’

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