Laughing At Her Expanse
‘WE can only imagine that OK!s decision to put a cover picture of Jessie Wallace beside its feature How To Get A Stunning Celebrity Body is a cruel joke on the magazines part.
Even the biggest strumpet can pull at perfectman.com |
And now is not a good time for making cruel jokes at Jessies expense (or indeed her expanse) the EastEnders actress is still smarting from her break-up with fiancé Dave Morgan.
So we doubt she will be amused to find that the exclusive article in which she pours her heart out about the split is positioned next to an advert for a new show called Perfect Man.
In the programme, Kate Marlow gives advice on relationship etiquette to a group of nine men, one of whom may or may not be Jessies former soulmate, PC Dave.
Kates tips for transforming men include dividing up household chores and giving them a list of their responsibilities, ignoring them when theyre in a bad mood and encouraging them to participate in conversations.
We also suggest asking them to stop their mates selling made-up stories to the papers…’
Posted: 26th, July 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink