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Pubic Order

by | 6th, September 2004

‘IF you want to know whether a woman will be a faithful wife, a good mother and a caring daughter, look at her pubic hair.

Professor Asaki Geino claims the shape of a woman’s hair is an indication of her personality.

In his thesis, the professor classifies women into five types, with most Japanese women having pubic hair like an ‘inverted triangle’.

‘This type is characterised by faithfulness and fitness for family life,” he says. ‘Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don’t think I’m wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is.’

On the other hand, women most likely to be unfaithful had pubic hair resembling the ‘mouth of a river’.

‘Usually female pubic hair grows in the form of an upside down triangle, but some women’s is oblong or elliptical in shape,’ he says.

“It’s not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion. They also don’t like sitting at home on their own.’

While their Japanese husbands are out looking at other women’s pubic hair…’

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