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Letter Of The Law

by | 16th, September 2004

‘SOME good news and bad news now as we read the Mirror’s update of the James Hewitt case.

‘It’s a rum lot…and coke’

Not long back, you will recall that our resident cad was apprehended by the police and found to be possession of a white powder.

We could not have been more shocked had it been a bag of Princess Diana’s ashes when we heard the rumours that this powder was cocaine, a drug that induces an artificial high in the taker.

It now gives us no whooping, dancing, all-singing pleasure to say that Hewitt admitted that the powder was indeed said narcotic.

That’s the bad news. The better news is that Hewitt – who has received a police caution for his sins – refused to say how he came about the illegal substance.

We are not surprised by his stoicism. If there is one thing we know about Hewitt, it is that, whatever the pressure to talk, whatever the inducement to spill the beans on his pals, he will not budge.

Don’t snort, it’s true. And if you don’t believe us, you can put it in a letter and smoke it…’

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