Allergic To Sex
‘THERE was no three-day sexathon for Emma Jones when she got remarried recently – she is allergic to her new husband’s semen.
”Suddenly, the headache’s gone” |
In fact, the 34-year-old ”model” is apparently allergic to sex altogether.
”Every time I make love, I come out in a painful rash, suffer excruciating headaches, hot flushes and have breathing difficulties,” she tells the Mirror.
If that sounds like a normal bunk-up to you and us, the mother-of-two blames the break-up of her first marriage for her reaction.
First it was wheat and gluten; then it was latex; now it’s semen.
”People snigger when they hear about my allergy,” she says. ”But it’s not a laughing matter. It could even kill me.”
So what does Emma do?
”Without going into detail, it’ fair to say we have a healthy sex life,” she replies, ”but we have to be more creative than other couples.”
And if that means The Wheelbarrow Position every night, Emma’s not complaining…’
Posted: 22nd, September 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink