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by | 29th, September 2004

‘AH, now for some real news.

If the wind changes, her face will stay like that

“POSH: She spends 30 minutes a day practising her trout pout,” announces the Daily Star.

This, apparently, is one of the bombshells to be dropped in an “explosive” documentary that is set to “lift the lid on the ex-Spice Girl’s secrets”.

“She used to practise her posh pout in the mirror,” her former room-mate reveals. (That’s the shiny glass type of mirror, by the way, not the esteemed daily newspaper of the same name.)

“This may be the most famous pout in the world, but it did not come without a lot of practice, she continues, somewhat repetitively.

She does not explain what is posh about the pout, or even what is desirable about it, but presumably readers of “the paper that supports our builders” (as it used to bill itself) will already know all that stuff.

Star reporter Marianna Partasides adds that Victoria “perfected every angle of the luscious lip move until she was completely satisfied… Then she would start all over again the next night.”

And if you’re still none the wiser about all this, then join the club. All will be revealed on Channel Five on 10 October.

Perhaps then we will learn the answer to the real mystery: what exercise did she do to make her nose go that funny shape?’

Posted: 29th, September 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink