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Charity Case

by | 6th, October 2004

‘WHILE Wayne Rooney tries on the brothel creepers his Coleen brought back from her shopping trip to New York, he mustn’t use them to kick himself.

Wayne Rooney’s screensaver

As any good goalscorer like Wayne knows, opportunities for glory are fleeting and far between.

So it is unlikely that Richard Madeley will offer up sex with his reassuringly middle-aged and well-loved wife Judy Finnigan a second time.

The occasion for this once-in-a-lifetime, never-to-be-forgotten offer was a charity auction in honour of the recently departed TV host Caron Keating.

As the Mirror reports, when the biding for a tour of the TV studios where Richard and Judy film their daily show stalled at £1,500, Richard upped the offer – he threw in the added sweetener of sex with his wife.

Had young Rooney been in the room at London’s Savoy hotel, the bidding could have gone haywire.

But he wasn’t. And although the bidding did reach £3,500, that was all it did.

Of course, since the identity of the man or woman who snared Judy is not revealed, it is possible that young Wayne made his move via a telephone bet, so maintaining a degree of anonymity.

But while we ponder that, Judy is upset that while the chance for full sex with her garnered just £3,500, another unnamed punter bid £9,500 for a sexless day out with Fern Britton at the This Morning studios.

“I feel utterly humiliated,” says Judy. “A day at Richard and Judy – including sex with me – goes for £3,500. A day at This Morning – including sex with no one – goes for nearly £10,000.”

But, then, John Leslie does have a reputation to rebuild…’

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