Marriage Vow
‘MODELS, we know, are not renowned for their brains and it stands to reason that supermodels are thicker than your average catalogue clothes horse.
| Caprice was in her school bikini team |
So when we learn that when she was young, Caprice wouldnt even answer a question in the classroom, we suspect that shyness may not have been the only reason.
But shes 29 now and, although the blonde hair is still, well, blonde, her shyness has abated to the extent that shes happy to parade around in next to nothing.
What is more, she now has a bit more experience of life and frankly therefore we are disappointed to hear her coming out with statements like the following:
When you talk about marriage, she tells Hello!, youre talking about the rest of your life, and you have to be 100 per cent committed.
Poppycock, my girl. If Mr and Mrs J Public need only be about 60% committed to get married these days, then celebrities can walk down the aisle with barely double-digit commitment.
Marriage is, as the wedding service so eloquently says, to be entered into unadvisedly, lightly, wantonly, to satisfy men’s carnal lusts and appetites, like brute beasts that have no understanding.
And as for it being for the rest of your life, get real.
As Jennifer Lopez will testify, a true celebritys day doesnt really start until theyve got their first wedding ceremony out of the way…’
Posted: 27th, October 2004 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
