Anorak News | No Ifs, Big Butts

No Ifs, Big Butts

by | 28th, October 2004

‘REBECCA Loos may feel like a pig rolling in the proverbial shit, but half a million quid is small change to her former lover.

Posh is the one in the middle

And the Mail says David Beckham is set to add to his bulging bank balance by starring in a Pepsi commercial with Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce Knowles.

The paper says news that he was off to meet two of the world’s most glamorous women – “one a renowned man-eater” – would have gone down like a lead balloon with Posh.

And it says that “the two alluring divas” may already have rendezvoused with the England football captain to start shooting the ad.

The Sun describes the ad as a kind of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon meets Kill Bill, in which Becks has to “fight” the two singers.

Our money’s on Becks – after all, if he can’t kick those butts…’

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