Keeping Up With The Joneses
‘WATCH out, Catherine Zeta Jones – Jennifer Ellison is after your job.
| ”I’m ready for my close up, Mr Douglas” |
So it says on the front of this mornings Star, although it does not specify which of Catherines many roles Jen aims to usurp.
Does she intend to become wife/companion to one of Hollywoods oldest residents, to bath them, to feed them and to nurse them in their dotage?
Or perhaps she sees a future as a celebrity litigant, suing anyone who dares to suggest that shes eaten a full meal in the past decade?
Jen is not specific.
Id love to follow in the footsteps of Catherine Zeta Jones and go to Hollywood, she tells the paper, but I love my family and that still means a lot to me.
And shes still got a lot to learn if she is to take on Catherines mantle.
For instance, the Mirror says the 21-year-old Scouser was only too happy to pose with co-star Emmy Rossum at last nights premiere of the film version of Phantom Of The Opera.
A true Hollywood diva like Catherine would have done as Minnie Driver did and thrown a real-life strop when asked to stand next to the 18-year-old unknown.
Perhaps she was fearful of being upstaged by such a young beauty, a film fan opined.
Or perhaps she was behaving as any self-respecting Hollywood diva would?’
Posted: 7th, December 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
