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The Spice Girls

by | 13th, January 2005

‘SHE’S been a gameshow hostess, a topless model, a pop star and a celebrity dieter, but Geri Halliwell has a new job – she’s become an escort girl.

An entertaining dinner companion, Geri will make sure your evening goes with a bang!

Billionaire Dickie Lugner is paying the former Ginger Spice an absurd £500,000 to be his date at the famous Opera Ball in Vienna.

The 72-year-old, whose previous dates include the Duchess of York, Pamela Anderson, Sofia Loren and Grace Jones, explained: “I chose Geri because of her wonderful smile.”

We should point out that the £500,000 only buys Geri’s company for the night. Anything that should happen after the ball is a matter for two consenting adults.

However, with Posh Spice’s career on the skids and this morning’s Mirror reporting that Mel B is desperate for a job as a TV presenter, maybe escorting is the answer.

After all, Spice Girls sounds more like the name of an escort service than it ever did a pop band.

The girls already have pseudonyms under which they can work. “Tell me what you want, what you really, really want…” is the perfect way to break the ice with clients.

And Geri, sorry Ginger, might at last find something that she’s good at…’

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