Anorak News | Teri’s All Gold

Teri’s All Gold

by | 31st, January 2005

‘THE National Enquirer is fast turning into the house magazine for ABC’s hit show, Desperate Housewives.

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For instance, we learn this week that Nicollette Sheridan is planning to give her dogs Fatty and Oliver an integral role in her wedding to hunky Swedish beau Nicklas Soderblum.

Eva Longoria is, like her character on the show, a real-life man-eater, with a personal love-life “every bit as racy” as that of trophy wife Gabrielle Solis.

And, again like her character, Teri Hatcher is a lonely single mother who hasn’t had sex for four years.

Instead, the magazine says, she “has been using sex toys to relieve her personal desperation”.

“I don’t know what I want a man for,” she says. “I have some fantastic electronics to use instead.”

And they apparently include the Rolls-Royce of vibrators – a gold, limited edition dildo engraved with the word ‘Trouble’ and sent to her by Jimmyjane.

A tape of Teri in action with can be found at Anorak’s sister site – – by clicking through on the picture above.’

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