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Morning Glory

by | 30th, March 2005

‘AFTER yesterday’s invitation to work the words Big Mac into a hip-hop song, we are now invited to wrap our lips around Burger King’s Enormous Omelette Sandwich.

You can’t make an omelette without clogging some arteries

The Sun has dared to lift the lid on this heart-attack in a bap, and noted the ingredients to be a composite mix of two eggs, one sausage, three rashers of bacon and two slices of cheese.

Put that lot together and you’ll be less singing than using all your puff to crawl to the nearest toilet.

But news is that the sandwich is simply a response to customers’ demands for bigger meals, and they are going down even quicker than they look like they’ll come back up…’



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