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by | 17th, May 2005

‘GORDON Ramsay, erstwhile “rudest man on TV”, is up to his tricks again.

Fructose how he gets away with it

He has defied attempts by TV chiefs to cub his Tourette-style tongue, and plans to swear more than ever on his latest series of Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares.

In a futile move worthy of Roger Mellie’s long-suffering producer, the moguls have suggested that he used food-based alternatives such as “fructose” instead of “f*** knows”.

The Sun says that Ramsay regards the kitchen as a “constant battle – it’s not like being some IT consultant in a nice little office.”

He adds that he tries to set a good example at home, because “I don’t want my daughter telling her friend to ‘eff off’ in the playground”.

Indeed. The correct phrase is “fuck off”, and the sooner she learns it, the better.’

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