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Beckham Bashing

by | 17th, May 2005

‘ELLE Macpherson is blessed. After having the good fortune to find her image pasted in Hello!’s pages alongside that of Karl Lagerfeld, there she is now in close proximity to Victoria Beckham.

Suddenly Dave’s growth began to talk

Wow! What luck! What a babe! Look at the faultless complexion. Feast on those legs that go on and on and on. Check out her neat and tidy nose.

But Elle didn’t steal all the thunder for herself. This, after all, was David Beckham’s 30th birthday party, and ‘The Body’ was just another guest.

By the time we see Day-vid and Vicky walking hand in hand to a Madrid club, the footballer’s birthday celebration has already taken in gondolas in Venice and a suite at the city’s Cipriani Hotel.

Suitably relaxed and tanned, Dave and Vics now step into the Buddha del Mar club, where they are joined by Liz Hurley (hideous pink trousers) and her man Arun (complementary hideous blue velveteen jacket).

And there’s Geri Halliwell and David Furnish. Nice to see them out and about, doing their best to do for Vicky what Vicky did for Elle…’

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