Browned Off

‘SIENNA Miller is “not at all contrite,” says the Mail as news of her two-week fling with a certain Daniel Craig causes Jude Law to dump her.

But can we believe it? Because over in the Sun, Miller’s a “sobbing” love cheat. She tells a pal: “I’ve lost everything.” She’s broken down in tears in Morocco, where she’s “in hiding” amid revelations that she dallied with Craig last month.

Miller is either a good actress, or else one of the papers has got it wrong.

While Miller’s reactions to the news of her affair are debatable, both papers agree that she and Law’s romance is finished.

The Mail says Law has severed all ties with the actress. He even telephoned Craig and “gave him both barrels”.

Not that Law’s soap box is all that high, or clean. This, as the Mail reminds us, is the actor who cheated on Miller with his children’s nanny.

A “close friend” tells the Sun: “Jude knows he was in the wrong with what he did. But he never dreamed Sienna would go and do the same – let alone with his friend. He’s gutted.”

Hang on a moment. What little we know about the so-called Primrose Hill set, of which Law and Miller are both key players, is that membership pretty much dictates that everyone sleeps with everyone else.

The true shock is that Miller and Craig haven’t done it before. Oh, and that Kate Moss wasn’t there…’

Posted: 10th, October 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink