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Splitting Up

by | 22nd, February 2006

‘AFTER the romantic wedding, the tales about their wonderful life and undying love, the split and the divorce, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt finally got down to the serious business of money.

“CALL IT THE SPLITS,” says the Mirror’s headline. And we learn the details of the latest showbiz divorce to hit Tinsel Town.

Jen (37, nice hair, good teeth, says “OHMYGOD” a lot) is to get the £16.6million Beverly Hills compact and bijou mansion she and Brad once lived so happily in.

The pad features eight bedrooms, six bathrooms, a swimming pool, spa and tennis courts (plural). It will also soon feature an actor – as the Mirror says, Jen is planning to install a Vince Vaughn.

Brad (42, nice hair, own teeth, pregnant girlfriend) will take control of the couple’s business, a film company called Plan B Productions. The company is said to be worth around £28million.

As yet, we do not know what will happen to the couple’s other assets – properties in Malibu and New York, a £3million yacht and cars – but when we know, you will know.

For now both parties are said to be happy. A joint statement reads: “This decision is the result of much thoughtful consideration.”

And has absolutely nothing to do with Angelina Jolie. Go it?’

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