To Big C Or Not To Big C
‘WARNING: READING THE DAILY MAIL MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH.
A selection of things that will kill you and yours from this weeks paper of doom…
MONDAY
DONT PANIC Bird flu at our door. Hotlines swamped. But minister says: Were prepared. (Now isnt that what they said about foot-and-mouth?)
Real models make women feel bad about their bodies Journal of Consumer Research says looking at normal bodies is depressing
THE MIDDLE CLASS MONSTERS Their foul-mouthed yobbery on Brat Camp makes disturbing TV. But as the 3,000 applicants to the programme reveal, these teens merely represent the top of a terrifying iceberg
Crisis in the garden as vanishing moths hit bird population Moths side with humans in the war with the birds
TUESDAY
ONE IN TEN PATIENTS CATCHES AN INFECTION IN HOSPITAL So says a report from the British Medical Association
Anne Diamonds gastric band has inspired many other women to think its an easy solution to their weight problem. But as this special investigation reveals, such operations can come at a terrible price
My husband went into hospital for routine surgery. Days later he was dead from a superbug
Seven in ten crooks uses cannabis every day So says Youth Justice Board. Does smoking the Class C drug make you burgle houses?
WEDNESDAY
THIS SEPTIC ISLE Drowned in a cocktail of pesticides, the pursuit of limitless, cheap crops has turned our gloriously fertile farmland into a chemical wasteland
CAW BLIMEY! Legend has it that if they leave the Tower of London, Britain will fall. But this week, bird flu has finally seen the ravens who even Hitler couldnt knock off their perch banished. So are well all doomed?
THURSDAY
53pc kept waiting too long for radiotherapy Survey by Royal College of Radiologists says over half of cancer patients wait over the four-week limit for treatment
Was Shakespeare killed by cancer? Bards death mask show signs of a possible tumour
FRIDAY
LET OLD FOLK DIE IN CARE Doctors from Cambridge and Nottingham Universities argue that elderly people who suffer cardiac arrest in rest homes should not automatically be resuscitated
Superbug deaths soar 22pc despite hospitals clean up MRSA on the rise
DUPED OUT OF MOTHERHOOD – In a heartbreakingly honest confession, an author describes her bitter realisation, at nearly 40, that shell never be a mother. And reveals her fury over succumbing to the modern mantra that a career and casual sex were her rights as a woman and that children are for drudges Kate Mulvey gets things off her chest
More women delay first baby until their 40s It might not be too late for Kate Mulvey after all!
Drought Doomsday Millions face water cuts as supplies hit crisis levels Butterflies are put at risks by drought’
Posted: 26th, February 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
