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Pitt In Hell

by | 15th, March 2006

‘WHILE Jennifer Aniston dreams of the pitter-patter of tiny paws, her ex-husband is making ready to marry again.

Mum’s the word

The Enquirer says that Brad Pitt is all set to marry Angelina Jolie. Only, as Brad knows from experience, you need at least two people to form a union, and twice-married Jolie is noncommittal.

“This wedding has been the one snag in an otherwise idyllic relationship,” says a source. “…Brad is the typical red-blooded American boy who’s done sowing his wild oats. He wants to settle down, get married, raise a family and live happily ever after.” And that means settling down more than the last time he tried it.

But, as the story goes, Jolie is not so sure. She’s been thinking. And having thought, news is that she may be up for it if Brad agrees to her prenuptial condition – an open marriage.

Even though, as a source says, the thought of sharing Angie with anyone else “breaks his heart”, Pitt may be forced to accept that his lover is “a free spirit”.

And that means her sleeping with other men and women, something that does not always lead to martial bliss. Indeed, the Enquirer notes that Jolie’s relationship with actress-model Jenny Shimizu was a contributing factor in her divorce from her first husband, Jonny Lee Miller.

Which is interesting, not least of all for Jennifer Aniston, who may realise that going the gay way will finally give her the baby she always wanted, and finally square this love triangle.’

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