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Reasons To Be Cheerful

by | 18th, April 2006

‘FROM life in Bermuda we move on to what passes for life in the “Bermuda triangle” of love between Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

If you want to stay ahead, get a Hillary Clinton helmet

Of course, Jenny was wrong to compare what the three actors have to a devilish place where things disappear and Barry Manilow is always on the radio.

Jolie and Pitt are as high profile as the 16-storey block of flats in Paris they are renting a place in, and Jenny is rarely out of the news.

Not that she enjoys being gossiped about. As Jenny says to OK!, which asks her how she deals with stories about her private life being on the covers of every magazine (see OK!), “if you don’t look at the newsstands, you’re okay.”

But at least OK! is on Jen’s side. And in his week’s take on Jen’s life we read that she has found the last year trying. But she has adopted a philosophy for life: “everything happens for a reason.”

“You can’t ask: ‘Why is this happening to me?’ It’s happening to you! Life’s tough. Get a helmet!”.

As anyone who has tried get hair like Jennifer’s knows, life is not always what you want it to be, and at the risk of looking like Hillary Clinton, you would do better to stick your hair in a helmet.’

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