Reasons To Be Cheerful
‘FROM life in Bermuda we move on to what passes for life in the Bermuda triangle of love between Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
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If you want to stay ahead, get a Hillary Clinton helmet |
Of course, Jenny was wrong to compare what the three actors have to a devilish place where things disappear and Barry Manilow is always on the radio.
Jolie and Pitt are as high profile as the 16-storey block of flats in Paris they are renting a place in, and Jenny is rarely out of the news.
Not that she enjoys being gossiped about. As Jenny says to OK!, which asks her how she deals with stories about her private life being on the covers of every magazine (see OK!), if you dont look at the newsstands, youre okay.
But at least OK! is on Jens side. And in his weeks take on Jens life we read that she has found the last year trying. But she has adopted a philosophy for life: everything happens for a reason.
You cant ask: Why is this happening to me? Its happening to you! Lifes tough. Get a helmet!.
As anyone who has tried get hair like Jennifers knows, life is not always what you want it to be, and at the risk of looking like Hillary Clinton, you would do better to stick your hair in a helmet.’
Posted: 18th, April 2006 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
