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Woman’s Name Includes Words From Every Letter Of Alphabet: B Is For Bananas

by | 3rd, August 2010

CEEJAY Epton, 22, from Doncaster, has changed her name “for a bit of a laugh” to include a word for each letter in the alphabet. She is known as:

A Apple B Boat C Cat D Dog E Elephant F Flower G Goat H House I Igloo J Jellyfish K Kite L Lion M Monkey N Nurse O Octopus P Penguin Q Queen R Robot S Sun T Tree U Umbrella V Violin W Whale X X-Ray Y Yo-Yo Z Zebra Terryn Feuji-Sharemi .

Her son Kian should do well in nursery school, unless the teachers says B is for Bananas, in which case he is S for Stumped.

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Says she:

“My friend wanted to be called ‘Pink’, so I thought I might as well change my name too. I’ve just had a baby, so I thought I would change it to help teach him the alphabet.”

Will Miss Alphabet live up to her name and become a victim of nominative determinism, like these fine fellows:

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NOMINATIVE determinism is not needed when the hack is too lazy or jaded to get the interviewees real name or make one up. In this Fargo newspaper, readers see Haywood Jablome shovelling snow…



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