AND lo it came to pass that Victoria Beckham managed to give birth to a baby…girl. The his ‘n’ her range of Beckeroons is complete. Baby Posh is upon us and Her Poshness’s rack. No, not her pneumatic chests – her rack of clothes.

We also know that Baby ViDa weighs 7lb 10oz. Although Anorak thinks they may have weighed mum, mum’s gems and bags and the baby together.

They say she has a logo-sized birth mark on the nape of her neck. They say that when was born the doctor slapped her bum she slapped his face. Get me a one-shot egg whites only isotonic drink, you fool she said with her eyes.

VIDA. Yep, go on… VIDA. Or Pout.

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England and Manchester United footballer David Beckham and his fiancee Victoria Adams, of the Spice Girls, at the launch of the Aida project a Disney stage musical written by Elton John and Tim Rice. The launch took place at the Whitfield Recording Studios, London.