Anorak News | Man Gets Milk Bottle Stuck Up Anus In Failed Bid To Cure Constipation

Man Gets Milk Bottle Stuck Up Anus In Failed Bid To Cure Constipation

by | 28th, July 2011

X RAY of The Day: To Zhuai, China, where a 60-year-old man has inserted a milk bottle up his anus. Silver top, homogenised or semi-skimmed, we do not know.

He tells hospital staff that he inserted a milk bottle up his bum to cure his constipation.

Anorak imagines this blockage was caused by a carton of orange juice, a few sachets of long life milk, or whatever else the milkman has on his trolley.

Remember this vicar? The woman who fell on a can of hairspray. And how a fence can work its way up there?


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Metropolitan Police generic handout of people being smuggled in a truck, Tuesday October 11, 2005. Five men, including former asylum seekers alleged to have been among the vast criminal network's highest ranking operators, were arrested in raids at 12 houses in the the capital and one in Boston, Lincolnshire. This morning's raids were the culmination of a huge two-year Scotland Yard investigation, codenamed Bluesky, which has involved 200 officers and co-operation from law enforcement agencies in five other European countries. See PA story POLICE Smuggling. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Photo credit should read: Metropolitan Police/PA

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