Kris Humphries Emerges From Kim Kardashian After 72 Days: Divorce Looms

AGAINST all the odds, Kim Kardashian is, reportedly, filing for divorce from Kris Humphries.

When they married in a magazine-TV tie in 72 days ago, no-one in their right mind would have thought their marriage would end in divorce. The pair seemed perfect. She had a bikini wax; he breathed through his mouth and had a name that started with a ‘K’. It could not fail. Even cynics thought it would take Kris a year to navigate Kim backside.

Their sham marriage looks to be over after a paltry 72 days and Kimmy will be filing for D.I.V.O.R.C.E. as soon as she can get some lackey to fill the forms out for her.

TMZ reports that Kardashian will not seek an annulment and that she’ll be going for the “garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.””

Rumours of a split have been around for some time… well… roughly 72 days, so not that long… and the fallout, the tears and the gossiping that will result from this will invariably be dragged out longer than the affair itself.