Manchester man impaled on bed spring was not reading 50 Shades in bed?
’50 Shades Of Grey’ a bit tame? You into something alit more esoteric than the kind of Clit Lit Barbara Cartland would write as a thank you letter for Jilly Copper’s dinner party? You need to get an old mattress.
From Manchester, news of a kind of bedroom pain that makes E.L. James’s spanking the flunkey (any relation to Sid James?) read like What Katy Did.
A 20-year-old man became impaled on a bed spring – in his bed. As he rolled over in slumber a spring fired into his leg. This caused him to be stuck fast. a fire crew were called. They cut him free with bolt cutters bolt croppers.
The fire crew that cut him free compare the spring to being caught on a fishing hook.
If JR Hartley is reading this, he’d best get writing. Flies Fishing by JR Hartley will be on Kindle soon enough…
Spotter: Winker
Posted: 15th, July 2012 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
