Plus One
‘EAT your contact book out Max Clifford and know that the greatest celebrity fixer of them all is the ampersand.
Bodice by Ampersand |
From Cannon & Ball to Cagney & Lacey and Hale & Pace, the ampersand has been getting couples together for years. But this week is special.
This week is Ampersand Week, and to mark it OK! has used it like a rock star uses a groupie.
See Kerry & Dave. Feast your eyes upon Abi & Lee. Sit back in amazement as Paul & Isabella tell all. Wow indeed as Me and Pete tell the world about their amazing new baby Me & Pete & Junior.
The only things that seemingly cant be joined by an ampersand are Kerry Katonas new breasts which seem to have had a falling out with one another.
But where theres life, theres hope, and with no little skill, and a magic marker, weve managed to tether the two rogue elements on Kerrys pneumatic chest with – youve guessed it an ampersand.
Is there nothing this magic figure cannot do..?’
Posted: 23rd, June 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink