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Keeley Over There

by | 17th, January 2007

small_171144_1_1169026688.jpg SO long, Keeley Hazell.

You came, you showed us your breasts and you went to…America.

Posh gone. Beckham going. Mirren feted. And Campbell embarking on a new career as a New York hospital cleaner or street sweeper.

Such is the outflow of talent from these shores that very soon star-starved Britishers will have to make their own entertainment.

But before we are forced to replace the actors, singers and players with a spiteful Scouse Wag, a hard faced cabaret act singer (was Big Brother’s Jo ever in Bad Girls?) and a lumpy vindictive cow, we wave a fond adieu to Keeley.

As the Sun says, Keeley our Keeley is about to spray on the famous red Baywatch swimsuit. Keeley is in talks to star in Baywatch: The Movie.

Pictured stretching her legs, and so

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