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Jolie, Pitt & Aniston EXPLODE!

by | 26th, January 2007

jolie-pitt-aniston-explode.jpg ANGELINA Jolie explodes in OK!. And now Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are having an “EXPLOSIVE SECRET MEETING” in the Enquirer.

Forget the War in Terror, the real danger is that you will be attacked by the flying debris of so much detonated Jolie-Pitt-Aniston.

And all eyes are on the weaponry. “Why are Jen’s Boobs Bigger?” asks the Enquirer. And then: “Why does Angie have such big veins?” Answer: All the better to splatter you with.

And so we enter “Bradgelinia & Jen’s EXPLOSIVE SECRET SHOWDOWN!”

“What would you say if you were going face-to-face with the woman who stole your husband?” asks the Enquirer. Well, we’d report the theft to the police, notify the insurance company and… “Jen knows exactly what she’s going to say as the moment finally draws near.”

And Angelina has dropped a “bombshell”. Look out! Speaking in Vogue magazine, Angelina says

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