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Britney Spears – Nil By North & South

by | 15th, March 2007

britney-nil-by-north-and-south.jpg BRITNEY Spears does not do things by half.

As the Enquirer reports. Britney is “BATTLING THREE DISEASES.”

We could engage you in a game of guess the diseases, producing a list of injuries, disabilities, disorders, syndromes, infections, symptoms and deviant behaviours. Guess right and win a lock of Britney’s old hair. Guess wrong and win two locks.

But to do so would be a waste time. We need the diagnoses and we need them fast.

This is “The TRUTH ABOUT POOR BRITNEY”. In no particular order the diseases are, as reported: Postpartum depression, Bipolar Disorder and Bulimia

Might it be that all three diseases are symptoms of Britney’s troubled mind? The bipolar condition is the celebrity illness du jour, what AIDs was in the 1980s.

The better news for Britney is that she is currently residing in Promises rehab centre, Malibu. As the

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