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I Was Anna Nicole Smith

by | 27th, April 2007

anna2.jpg ANNA Nicole Smith is alive?

Like you, we too are shocked to open the Enquirer and see the pneumatic blonde posing for the snappers. And she’s talking.

Is this some macabre new sideshow in a life of show? Is this what happens when Hollywood’s biggest stars exit stage right?

Who needs to eke out entertainment from nodding heads passing judgement on the dearly departed and bowdlerising their work in kiss-and-tells and cod tributes when you can just keep the real deal ticking on for ever with some animatronics, nylon and glue?

So this is Anna Nicole Smith. The new old Anna Nicole Smith.

To many eyes, the differences between the old and the new appear minimal. But to keen Anna watchers, the one on the left is not Anna at all but Dawn Behren.

As the Enquirer reporters, Anna’s “doppelganger” died with her muse.

As Dawn says: “But now companies are afraid to hire me as

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