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Big Brother Invades America And Paris (Hilton)

by | 27th, April 2007

me.jpg BIG Brother’s bully in a bra, Danielle Lloyd, commandeers the Star’s front page to tell the world: “I’m off to conquer America.”

Rarely in the field of human endeavour has a proclamation of war been issued by a woman wearing a black bra and knickers knickers on the point of being ingested by Dani’s rear armies.

But Danielle was always a mould breaker B-cup, DD–cup, E-cup; there’s no pigeon-holing this one.

Inside the paper and Danielle reveals that she will conquer the United States with her, well, her conkers.

Says Dani: “I’m so excited, I can’t wait to conquer the States. I want to meet up again with Paris. I met her at the Bond premiere in London earlier this year and she was so sweet. She’s a really nice girl and we got on well.”

What odds that Danielle will soon be by Paris Hilton’s side, showing the Americans how when it comes to flashing privates in public, the British are the world’s foremost force.

But Dani’s

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