Sid Snot: Kate Moss Bans Pete Doherty’s Sex Pistols
“THINK of it less as snot and more as ectoplasm,” says Pete Doherty to Kate Moss as she returns to her newly decorated home.
As the Star reports, with Moss away promoting her fashion line in New York, Doherty intended to throw a party at her London home to celebrate what would have been Sid Vicious’s 50th birthday party.
(Anorak recalls Vicious with mixed feelings, he having been involved in the acquisition of Hackney schoolmate Sharon Knight’s eraser. The years have been hard on brave Sharon.)
And so to the celebration, which we are old was to feature blood painting and a séance.
The plan was for half-dead Doherty to make contact with the resting Vicious, who died from heroin overdose aged 21.
We close our eyes and see Doherty conjuring the Vicious spirit. “Are you there, Sidney Vicious? Tap a big vein on your arm twice for yes and once for no.
Tap… Tap… Tap.
Doherty has questions for the legendary music star.
“How much smack is too much smack?; “Can you have too much smack?”; “Have you got any smack?”
But it now seems that Sid’s spirit can remain at ease. Moss has kyboshed the macabre party.
And, as the report goes, Doherty threw a hissy fit. But it was for nought and instead of a night of rock ‘n’ roll excess, Doherty and chums will be marking Vicious remembrance day with a barbecue in the garden.
Here’s for Doherty putting the organic sausage in rock ‘n’ roll!
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May 20th, 2007 at 11:23 am
I’m not a die-hard fan, and am only moderately fond of some of Pete’s work, but this article still wasn’t funny. It’s this whole thing about Pete and drugs which has been blown too far out of proportion. I’m sure drugs are not the only thing on his mind, and even so … why should we care about it? I hate the way the media publish car-crash journalism about celebrities going into rehab and stuff - it’s probably partly their fault they went to rehab! - over actual matters.
It’s like Pete Doherty has been caught with a gram of heroin and two grams of cannabis! (in other news, seven car-bombings in Baghdad)
Grow up.
May 13th, 2007 at 2:16 am
Check out our 50th birthday tribute to Sid.
http://www.hotelchelseablog.com
May 11th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
But then again i am a HARDCORE SMACK HEAD
MMMMMMMMMMM CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 11th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I thought bits of this article were funny and i really like doherty. Doherty is a legend, whether you like it not. His charisma is undoubtable. He has amazing acoustic songs that some of you numb skulls wont of even heard of. He was also in the libertines one of the greastest bands ever and most influential band of recent times. Only wierd, geeky die hard fans dont laugh at stories such asa this one, but you get people like that all over the world. Try telling an Religion joke to a hardcore Bin Laden fan!
Give his music a chance! Maybe you would understand if you listened to more than 1 song, more than 1 time!
May 11th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
It sounds better if you are so off your face you are asleep. Doherty is trying to be rock hero without a song. He’s the characature of pop star - and one who is less famous than his model lover. No wonder he needs the drugs
May 11th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I”d never heard any of Doherty’s music before. So listened to a couple of numbers on Limewire.
I’ve never heard such utter shite in all my life!
May 11th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Actually, it’s really quite amusing. I don’t think Anorak has ever claimed to be a clued up journalist, so you’re throttling a dead dog there. What’s hysterical is the complete sense of humour meltdown that P-Doh fans have displayed yet again, almost as familiar to the wider public as Katie’ Price’s breasts.
Have any Doherty fans noticed the freefall that is Doherty’s musical career? Or are they still claiming he’s a major force in British music despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary (most notably that only about 20 mildly stoned school girls bought the last Babyshambles offering).
May 10th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Why is it not funny? The story about the eraser is true.
May 10th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
this is really not funny but im sick and tired of arguing with clueless journalists. I assume the only reason there isnt more in the same vain from your superb star readers is the tough spam protection question.
Spam protection: Sum of 6 + 9 ?