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Paris Hilton Remains In The Project Until Her Work Is Done

by | 14th, June 2007

paris-hilton.jpg NEVER knowing where truth and fiction diverge is part of the Hollywood dream.

The latest exponent of the Tinsel Town tale is the star of this summer’s Hollywood blockbuster is Paris Hilton.

Paris has been in and out and back into jail. And now the story of why she came out of jail the first time occupies the Enquirer’s mind.

Very soon we expect to read that Paris is a champion of the oppressed. Thanks to her hissy fit and tears, the greater world learned of the terrible hardships and unfairness of jail.

“How can it be right that I was let out a blonde, white women with rampant animal magnetism and a killer lags when those poor overweight black women were not?

“Thanks to me this injustice is righted and never again will a ravishing and not at all scrawny socialite with millions of fans the world over and more talent in the tip of her little finger than many have in their 300lb frames (you know who you are, Nicole Richie) be given preferential treatment.”

All hail Paris Hilton champion of equality. And all wonder at her acting ability.

Of course,

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